Of the misuse of words used to diss dudes

"Hey, what did you get?"
-"3."

"YOU'RE 3. That's impossible, how is the answer 3 to question 6? Redo your calculations, you must've done something wrong."
-"YOUR MOM must've done something wrong."

"Really now... you're being a pain."
-"YOUR FACE is a pain."

"Dude, can't you just shut up?"
-"...in BED."

"Ok, this is not fun anymore, just do it."
-"That's what she said."

"Dude, quit it. Study!"
- "Study MY ASS."

"This is getting disturbing."
- "Only if you want it to be."


- LATER -


"The US and the Soviet Union were the participants in the Cold War."
- "YOU'RE A COLD WAR."

"YOUR MOM'S A COLD WAR."
- "...with YOU IN BED."




...and corruption begins.



[Title: Quote from Asher Roth "Fallin"]